What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

He : I'm 24.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why is Bollywood failing?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

How do I become mentally strong?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

Me : Thank you.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : No

What can help me fall asleep at night?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Sure.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

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I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Tea ?